my body is nuts! I'm out, right??

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Last period 9/15. Had positive OPK my fertile week with peak around 9/28. Yesterday had vvvvvfl HPT at 7-8DPO. This morning had negative HPT with morning urine, EWCM which made me take an OPK - super dark positive. Yesterday and today have really sore nipples and bloating and cramping all over my uterine area and thought it was early pregnancy but apparently I'm ovulating again? What the hell?! SO gone for work for the next 6 months or so. This absolutely sucks and I'm feeling pretty heartbroken. 😩