Mmmmmmyyyyyy vagina hurtsssss

I just want my man right now , my vagina hurts so damn bad & I can't tell if I'm actually still in the process of implementation or I'm getting my period because dear lord I need my man , chocolate a back rub and sex . Dear lord sweet baby Jesus I feel like a bowling ball is falling out of my vagina , or a baby horse. Or a full grown cow. Probably a car. Ice packs only make it worse but good god I'm swollen I look like Pillsbury dough boy down there!