What is your funniest “baby brain” story?

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So just for laughs, let’s share our most hilarious baby brain a.k.a. pregnancy brain stories! I’ll go first:
I went out to my car to head to work, and without realizing or thinking to check if my husband’s car was parked behind mine in the driveway, I backed into his car. Twice. On two separate occasions.

Now let’s hear yours!

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1-Every night before I go to bed I go to the bathroom and go brush my teeth and pee. I also sleep naked. I was taking out my clothes and I put everything on the dirty clothes basket but my underwear. Now, my basket and toile are like 2 feet apart from each other. I took out my underwear look at my basket then the toilet and throw the underwear inside the toilet. 🤦🏻‍♀️ 
I turn around to go to bed and before I turn off the light I realize what I did and couldn’t stop laughing. 
2-The other one was with the iron. I was ironing my daughter clothes and when I was done I disconnected the iron and walk away. 5 minutes later I realize I need it to iron my dress too. I connected the iron but this time wasn’t working. I try to make this iron work for like 30 minutes. Keep in mind I just use it I knew it works. I grab the iron and when to another outlet and connected there and nothing. When I’m walking back to my bed bout to quit trying, I realize that that the cord I’m been putting on the outlet is my computer charger and not the iron one. 😒😂 I was 10 minutes late to my appointment. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I went to one of my ob appointments and I was suppose to pee in the cup...but I ended up peeing it all in the toilet and didn't realize it until I walked out the bathroom 😂😂😂😂😂....I had to drink lots of water to be able to pee again

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I'm just commenting so I can see the stories lol

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Every morning I make my husbands lunch, my daughters lunch and myself. I made all three and realized when I got to work that I took both mine and my husbands lunch to work with me...😂 and then, we’ll I ate them both too!

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I pulled a pizza pan out of the oven bare handed with no oven mit  Burnt the 💩 out of my hand. My husband was like “that’s not like you ....” lol 
Next morning, took a test and boom positive!!

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I have specific bowls I put the cat and dog food in. The cat because he gets fed up high so the dog won’t eat it. The dog because if he doesn’t have a bowl with rubber on the bottom, he’ll slide it all over the house. I used the wrong bowls for them the other morning. Cat food ended up on the floor (and eaten by the dog). Dog food ended up all over the stairs to the basement, bowl under the basement couch.

What is your funniest “baby brain” story?

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