barfed on his dick πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

i hooked up with a coworker and puked on his dick ahhahaha. he had to strip his bed and take a shower, the poor bastard hahaha. i should probably be embarassed but i dont really care. im saudy tho bc over the years ive secretly puked A FEW TIMES but its such a small amount theyre none the wiser. there was no denying it this time tho, yikes! this happen to anyone reading this post? lmao

moral of the story....dont be drunk...eat a bunch of doritos and cheetos....and then try and stick a monster dick down ur throat 😳