It's like THE BITCH KNOWS

I just have to say something

Sometimes I'm late for my period. I'll wait and wait for it, holding off on a test because I don't think I'm pregnant like "ehhhh it will come"

I'll wait weeks and weeks.

The day I FINALLY give in and consider pregnancy and take a pregnancy test, my period starts.

60! SIXTY DAYS SINCE MY LAST PERIOD AND I JUST NOW DECIDED TO GO BUY A TEST TODAY.

My uterus's response: haha bitch look it's negative, fool. HAVE FUN WHEN I MAKE YOU BLEED FROM YOUR VAGINA TONIGHT HOE.

And now I'm on my period

ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BEING MOCKED BY THEIR UTERUS?