stay away!

theGirlWhoLovedtheMonsters

im recovering from being sick. had a stomach bug and was diarrheaing all weekend. im not eating meat until my stomach calms down (it makes me diarrhea). im feeling better now but im super gassy and i just wish people would stay away from me and my cubicle! every time someone steps in here im like, oh god. can they smell it. please leave. i need to fart. like why is it so inappropriate to tell people to stay away from your fart cloud? i wish i could.