shit the bed

I am sick as a dog guys...tonight I felt like throwing up. I did. Then I had to shit. I did. About ten minutes later I'm sitting on my bed and I get nauseous. I grab a bucket but I don't have any more food to offer as sacrifice. The force behind the heaving causes me to shit my pants while sitting on my bed. It gets on the bed. I shower, remake the bed with clean sheets, and then promptly do it again. Ughhh it's gonna be a long night.