Period due in 4 days. And I’ve been cramping for a week, which never happens, but I figured I was just starting early. But when I was leaving work today I noticed how bad my boobs hurt, which never happens either. So I swung by the store and grabbed a test to ease my mind. Took it immediately when I got home and saw the line go across saying negative. So I didn’t think anything of it. I knew it was negative. So I left it in there, let my dog outside, came back in to wash my hands and saw this;

I’m in total disbelief.