Symptoms?!?

I am a women who gets no symptoms before or during AF half the time I forget I am on my period.

So now that I am TTC is possible I will have no symptoms to suggest I am pregnant? The only slight thing I have noticed is twinging/pain on my right and across the top of my uterus. I read on here that the egg only implants on the left side. I am assuming this means I am out for this month. I am currently 7 DPO.

Thoughts? Advice?