bar hook up 😂

me and my friend met some guys at a bar. we ended up going back to their place. shes messing around with her guy in one room, im doing the same in another. literally the most ratchet thing weve ever done, which makes it kinda funny. well we compared notes and tell me how BOTH dudes had TINY penises. her guy couldnt GET an erection and mine couldnt maintain one bc i guess they were doing blow all night. i hadnt had sex since august, what a DISAPPOINMENT lmao. i have never experienced these problems during a sexual encounter and i got both in one person lmao fml. although i will give them credit in their OVER enthusiasm for oral and how flattering they both were. but i wanted get the cravings fucked outta my system for a while. now im just annoyed lmao