I peed in his mouth🤷🏻‍♀️ (updated)

Soooooo... I am currently 34 weeks pregnant, on pelvic rest due to a little bleeding, and we'll.. it's not the easiest to retain from sex so we decided we could still help each other out and ya know...

Anyways, I had already helped him out and now it's my turn so I go and wash up.. lay down on the couch... and he start doing his thing down there

Mind you, I've had a cold for about a week now, and of course when I'm getting close I feel a big cough coming.. but I try to hold it until I think... we'll when I finish I usually moan and I don't want it to sound like a old lady so I'll just cough now. So I just let it out..

BIG MISTAKE.......

Because then all I see is..

And then he's like...

And I'm like..

But we both knew what it was... so I start cracking up and crying... while he goes and washes his mouth out I'm literally laying on the couch like wtf just happened and why did it happen to me.

.. luckily I have an amazing husband who understood I had no control over my bodily fluid and said to not worry about it 😂 this is definitely a story we will be laughing about in years to come..

So yesterday was the first day he went back down their after what happened, and let me tell ya I was terrified LOL..the only thing he told me was, "I'm over it, just try to relax and focus on finishing, cause at the end that's the most important part, you need this because you've been frustrated for days now." Not exactly like that but that somewhat sums it up. So he started and the only thing I kept thinking was "omgomgdontmocedontbreathedontcoughdontclearyourthroatjusyrelax" which is obviously NOT the way to relax.. but I finally finished and well.. I think I'm over because that man can eat😍 I meannnn. Ugh😍, thanks to everyone who commented! I was glad to have the opportunity make you ladies laugh! 😘