So, my long distance boyfriend and I are having some sexy time over video chat. And by that I mean the phone is right in front of my vagina and he is watching and telling me what to do. So anyways this is happening for a while and he tells me to flex and unflex my vagina. So I'm doing it. unfortunately, I was a little gassy and had been holding in a fart. Anyways i flexed a little too much and all the sudden a fart comes out... full frontal with his face essentially all up in my lady bits. he's quiet for a second and then he just starts laughing. I was mortified. needless to say that put a stop on our sexy time. I've only been dating this guy for like 2 weeks and I've only seen him in person once for five days. not enough time for me to be comfortable with farting in front of him even when my clothes are on and my butt isn't in his face. he just laughed it off and was totally cool about it.