So I get home from taking my last final. I realize I have to poop. So I take out my menstrual cup so I can. I'm just chilling there with a cup of freaking blood in my hand. I finish and wipe. Just as I threw the toilet paper in the toilet, my phone went off. I reached down to grab it off the floor without thinking and poured my whole menstrual cup of blood out on my leg. I didn't even notice I was gonna spill until I felt it running down my leg. All over my sweatpants and my leg itself. Fan fucking tastic. I'm a genius 😂