I have lived next to the neighbor’s from hell for 5 years.

For 5 years I have put up with them throwing their litter into my yard, throwing dirty socks over my fence for my dog to then carry into my house, standing right outside my bedroom window(the houses in the neighborhood were very close together) and loudly having conversations at midnight. At one point they even got a flock of 20 homing pigeons that they let fly all over the neighborhood. There was bird shit everywhere for months until they were made to get rid of them. They are rude whenever I have spoken to them and constantly complain to me about my yard or my dog barking through the fence. But heaven forbid I mention the trash litter their kids leave in their yard or how they wake me up on a nightly basis. They constantly told the HoA we were violating things we weren’t. They turned other neighbors against us. At one point I even came home early from work one day to catch one of them peeking into my windows.

Well I sold my house and the day we finished moving out, I got my revenge.

I got a sling shot and several boxes of fish sticks and cooler full of fish that my husband and I got from a relaxing day fishing the river.

I waited until it got dark and they left to go do whatever the fuck they do every night until they get home with their kids at 1-2am on school nights.

I launched the fish sticks up onto their roof. Sweet, sweet target practice. Those little frozen fuckers plunked onto their roof and into their gutters. It was glorious.

We went through the boxes of fish sticks then opened the cooler.

I granny tossed those fish up there onto the roof. All 8 of them.

My husband and I sat and took in the glorious revenge.

And then we left.

It’s been months and not a word has been said to us. I’d like to think they dealt with a stinky back hard for a few days. But hot damn it was so satisfying. Those fish had to get rank as we did this during the summer and it gets upwards of 98 for us in the summer.