Visiting my Husband next month!

Brittany

Okay ladies so here's the deal: my husband is deployed and I'm fortunate enough to be able to go out there to visit for a week. I need outfits, bathing suits, ect. Outfits that say "I haven't been laid in X months, please bang me" but also some more conservative ones because the guys he is with want to meet me.

Weather will be tropical.

Please help me!