My body is a lying no good poo-head 💩

Yesterday took a test, faint line. 8DPO

Confirmed by some of the wonderful people on the faint lines forum.

I was so happy! 😆😁😄😃😀

Today i woke up, temperature went down .11 😭

Followed by increasing cramps. Cramps plus lowered temp, well you know ... 😭😭 not a good sign. 9DPO.

Went to the toilet took a test. You couldn't get more negative 😖😣😤😩😰😓

Cramps increased. Dear god my period is coming is all that's going through my head.

I wiped and nothing. No blood.

Cramps are now a dull ache.

What is happening to me?

My cramps always come AFTER blood shows.

I'm so fucking confused. Why are our bodies like this?! I wish we just turned blue the minute we're pregnant. Like wouldn't that be easier Mother Nature?!