Me: *at home, next to a giant stash of pads, puts on extra large ones preparing for impact, wears good ol’ pjs and undies that look like Jackson Pollock spillage: blood edition, has a positive view of life and menstruation*

Period: Meh

Me: *a few days later, outside with no pads available, somehow miraculously forgets to wear a pad while wearing a cute ass outfit with matching undies and will most likely tear the world down if a single drop of blood shall ooze out my body*

Period: