So me and a few friends decided to go on a final “girls holiday” before I move away to the likes of Zante, Ibiza etc 🏝🍹 Absolutely amazing holiday, crackin laughs etc etc.

THE LAST NIGHT OF THE BEST HOLIDAY OF MY LIFE, A MAN STOLE MY NICKERS 👀

so I was out dancing my wee pants off having an absolute ball when this wee tidy came over or maybe I went over to him I was wankered I’m not sure but anyhoo someone agreed and flashforward to his 😏💥 Best shag of my life (probs to due with the horrendous amount of alcohol but aye) there was choking, dirty talk, anal, a shoe was thrown (at him obviously) 👀 bottle of vodka was a tragic victim and ended up all over the floor and partly in my calf 🤷🏻‍♀️ and I was left with some very questionable bruises on my tits but oh my lord it was worth it! 🍆💦

So cut to the end, me a very satisfied shagger and him a soppy dickhead who wanted to spoon when I just wanted to go back an dance with my pals on the strip SO I made my excuses 👋🏻 and started to get dressed when he held up my lovely new thong and proceeded to put it on and cover his sweaty pube bucket with it and refused to give me them back thinking it was hilarious 😐 I was not happy. Honestly I just wanted to have a venom and dance to MK 17 so i left with out it 💃🏻

THEN

Post shag Saz needed some calories before she went back to the strip cause she’s a fat fuck 🤰🏻so I proceeded to subway to get a quick 12 inches cause his wasn’t enough 🌯. HE WAS IN FUCKING SUBWAY AND WAS WEARING MY FUCKING UNDERWEAR UNDER HIS SHORTS!!! 😱 He literally bent over when he saw me and gave himself a wedgie to show me 🤮 Game over. I’m done. Adios 👋🏻