So far at work today within the first hour:

(I work at a bank)

Me: “Good morning sir, how are y-“

Customer: “DEPOSIT!” *slams cash on the counter*

Me:

*At drive through*

Me: “Maam, since you’re withdrawing several thousand dollars through the drive through, may I see your ID please?”

Customer: “This is outrageous! I’ve never been more inconvenienced!” *Huffs and puffs, making a huge deal about getting out her ID*

Me:

SOOOOO ready for the weekend.

Anyone else with me? 🤚🏻