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Jessica
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One of those names where parents go out of their way to make the spelling “unique” when it actuality their choice spelling is just a phonetic nightmare. “Jessica” spelled “gusihkuh” 🤦‍♀️ you don’t get points for originality. You just get a frustrated child who spends half their life correcting people.

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Carolyn • Jan 15, 2018
On the other hand the traditional spelling of my son’s name is so hard to spell and pronounce that we Americanized it (Garrick vs Garrioch)

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Heather • Jan 14, 2018
Willow???

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Lacey • Jan 13, 2018
My friend sent me a SS of this name a set of parents chose: Wylloh. WHAT TF NAME IS THAT EVEN?!!

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Alexis • Jan 18, 2018
One of my good friends is her cousin! She says she always gets shit for her name😂

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Keegan • Jan 15, 2018
which she probably is.. lol

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Jane • Jan 15, 2018
I suppose it’s better than being a “homewrecka”

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Anus. I swear I seen that on a baby list page. I was looking for my sister as she was having a boy. It was hilarious because her last name is Burns. Sorry to anyone who knows an Anus Burns.

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Shawna • Jan 17, 2018
hahaha

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LeighAnn • Jan 17, 2018
Almost woke my husband up laughing 😂😆

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Amanda • Jan 16, 2018
my sister did a "guess the name" game at her shower and I wrote Hugh Janus on my slip. say it out loud 😂

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Abcde (Absidee)KViiilyn (Caitlin)Any "title" name (Royalty, President, Princess etc)But, not my kid so whatever!
Abcde (Absidee)KViiilyn (Caitlin)Any "title" name (Royalty, President, Princess etc)But, not my kid so whatever!

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Jessica • Jan 14, 2018
Yaaaaaa, me too!! It's on my list of things to do eventually lol

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M • Jan 14, 2018
I really like it too. also that reminds me. I need to finish watching iZombie 😂

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Jessica • Jan 14, 2018
I like that name. Never heard it before iZombie.

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I work at a medical billing company and saw 2 names that stood outYalljealouse&Ya’hiness🙄🙄🙄

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Jess • Jan 15, 2018
Hahah !! I wish I was lyin...

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Keegan • Jan 15, 2018
😲🔫

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Kirsten • Jan 14, 2018
Just no 😂

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Nevaeh. I can not stand that name. And people think they are so clever because it is Heaven spelled backwards. No it’s stupid, you should just spell stupid backwards. Sorry rant over.

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Krichia • Mar 5, 2018
Oh, my God I couldn't agree more

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rebecca • Mar 5, 2018
Diputs lol 😂

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Taylor • Jan 19, 2018
I’m sorry

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L-a (pronounced ladasha)QueenPrinceKingSaintPrincessPreciousBlueTequilaSincereConception

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Lindsay • Jan 19, 2018
Omg that’s so sad!

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Aa • Jan 19, 2018
I legit know people with names off of more than half of this list😭😭😭😭😭

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Ch • Jan 17, 2018
King is a surname surnames as names are fine. I wanted to name my son after Dr.MLK Jr. but I HATE the name Martin, Luther is like a guy on tv, king sounds like we're trying to hard to make my son relevant. Womp. Junior, I'd never. Oh well lol

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cayden..aiden..braeden..hayden...PLEASE STOP!!

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Gaylord lol

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I met a boy names Semon. Seriously. It's been two years and I still feel bad for him.

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M • Jan 14, 2018
It also exists as a Russian name. The English equivalent of Simon. But it might be spelled differently

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Lilly • Jan 13, 2018
Why didn't they just name him Seamus then?!? 😅😅

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Danielle • Jan 13, 2018
its an Irish boys name that's supposed to be pronounced like shay-mus lol