had me whisper "what the fuck" to myself almost all day

Heather • 💖Heather💖 Momma of 5 beautiful babes and in love with the most amazing man 😘😍

Okie dokie...well I am kinda new here..I've had the app for a few weeks now..I've been learning what topics are the most popular and trying to comment on things that I feel like I could put a word of advice in..I've also made a few meme posts that got pretty good feedback lol..so I now have my first rant but with a dash of haha so here goes...warning..it'll be kinda long...So I love my fiance with all my heart..he saved me from an 11 year toxic relationship and helped me build myself back up...he has made me laugh and givin me a new outlook on my life...now..i know for a fact that almost every woman in a relationship with a man has had some petty argument over something thats just as simple as a google search for the true information if you are really not sure...well here's one about my sweet but overly sure fiance...we were starting to work each other up with a little bit of fourplay..awesome...he randomly asks.."when was the last time you played on your own?" i said its been a little while..which it has..about two weeks ago my cycle had ended so theres no playtime there and the week and a half before that i was not in the best mood...i'd guess id say pms..idk...but he said "well why was it so easy for me to get in and kinda loose when we had sex the other day?"..now..it had been some time since we had because of unreasonable moodiness and my period..that night that we did i was pretty worked up..extremely turned on..i had givin him some pretty good head i felt..which i've been trying to get better at..its never been my strongest sexual ability but hey everyone has a weakness in sexual acts that can be improved, right? Well anyway, i was flowing like Niagra falls and it slipped in pretty fast which doesnt usually happen..i can recall just a few time it has..i was on top so i was able to get my legs in a pretty wide spread to saddle my horse..😂 my sexual tension was at full force because during the dry spell i had a few super hot dreams about us and i was like son of a biscuit!!! So i had explained that between the lube and my love juice and the fact that I was extremely aroused that the vaginal muscles relax in order to allow for penetration...i figured he knew that because he is a smart guy don't get me wrong..but he said..and i quote..."no they don't they tighten up..the blood flow causes swelling which makes it tight..." he had said some other stuff with it but that stuck out the most..i tried telling him no babe they do relax..but he insisted that he was right..well im not gonna cause an arguement over something that he either misinterpreted or actually believed..but i so wanted to google it and show him!!! he gets irritated if i try to prove him wrong so i just left it alone..but i did giggle inside..ahhh men...so prideful..sometimes you just gotta let them believe what they want..and let it work itself out..😂😂..well thats the end of that facepalm moment..if anybody wants to share their facepalm moments about theor SO I'd love to read them cause sometimes it's just too funny..💓💓💓