So tonight I was feeling a little frisky and decided to “surprise” my husband with a good blow job...

Well I’m trying to act all sexy with him and what not and get him all turned on and I pulled his hands up underneath my bra, right?

So he’s feeling up the ladies there, and I’m talking dirty when suddenly he is giving me this really crazy look like:

So of course I’m like what babe? What’s wrong? And I’m thinking what’s wrong with my boobs that he’s giving me this look.

He pulls his hand out of my bra and is holding MY DAUGHTERS PACIFIER that went missing and I had looked for for a couple HOURS.

Lord we had to take a minute and collect ourselves because we were dying of laughter.

I’m honestly not sure how I didn’t feel it that whole time LOL