9mos is a long time...

Ever wish you could ‘hand your baby off’ to your SO?... while in utero? I know im just being whiny but we’ve been going through a military retirement, 6k mi move, buying a new house, relocating, having to do a MILLION home fix projects and I just want ONE night to be able to say ‘you take it’, have 2 or 5 martinis, bend in half comfortably, sit in a hot tub, etc... anyone else?