I’ve gotten to where I take a 24 oz. water bottle to work and drink water at lunch. By my next break I have to pee! Well today was no different and at my break at 1:25 I bolted to the bathroom. I get in there get seated get my flow going and I hear one of my coworkers Vivian “hey Jessica!”

“Yeah?”

“You left a trail in the hallway”

I know she’s playing with me so I tell her “ok I’ll take care of it”

We work with this biracial girl Deedee who I love and bless her heart she asks “a trail of what?”

I was trying not to laugh at her so I just said “Deedee I love you!”

I think she figured it out after that.