Dear lab partner,

Hey. I’ve known you for the longest time. And yet you still creep me out. We talk all the time, but I still haven’t figured you out. Like today we were in class and you put your hand on my thigh, kind of stroking it. You than put your arm around me. Last time someone did that they tried to feel me up and kissed me. So I felt uncomfortable. We’ve been partners for almost 5 days now. And I feel like something is going on. My best friend likes you. I don’t You know she likes you. I feel like you want her to hate me because she’s stupid enough to believe that I like you. She is not stupid. I mean she can be, but she taught me everything I need to know about guys.

So I want you to stop touching me and to stop acting perverted. Please it’s very uncomfortable.