I’m going to start this off by saying i have a very grumpy baby right now. So sorry in advance if something doesn’t make sense.

So this last week my boyfriend/ex bf (idk what he is right now to be honest) has decided that I am lazy and I never do anything for our family except feed the baby...

That alone set me the FU€K off!! I’m pretty sure that is the last thing many men have claimed before their disappearance!

Apparently all I do is sit around on the couch/bed eating and sleeping watching tv... forget the fact that half the time while I am sitting on said couch/bed I’m folding HIS laundry, his kids clothes, my kids clothes, OUR kids clothes... OH and those clean coffee cups you drink from in the morning or he plates you eat your breakfast and dinner off of... a magically fairy came and did those! All your soda cans that are left all over my goddamn house yes those are also dumped out and put into the trash by there previously mentioned fairy that does the dishes

No I may not have the energy or the time to deal with every little thing every day. No I don’t vacuum, sweep, mop, scrub the toilets once or twice a week like I did before. Yes I take naps some days!

It’s the end of the world I know!!

But guess what?!? The last I checked I’m the only parent home everyday taking care of him. I’m the only parent getting up in the middle of the night. Some nights are rough and the baby doesn’t sleep until 2 am... but where the hell is his dad?! Oh that’s right sleeping in silence in his own bed working out of state coming home 2/3 days every other week. Oh unless he wants to go do something with his friends then it’s ok to come home an extra weekend or spend more time here...

When he is home does he help me with the baby?? No.

Do I get invited to go out with him? No.

Do I get told thank you for making sure he has clean clothes? No.

Oh that’s right I’m lazy.

So I guess since all I do is feed the baby I’m just going to not do the dishes, laundry or basic cleaning during the time he’s gone I’ll make sure what I need to use is clean I’ll make myself dinner only do my clothes and I guess we will see what he thinks about that.