My so hadn't heard from his grandma in days. He was actually expecting to hear from her about something and grew worrisome when he never did. He tried to get ahold of her and couldn't and nobody else in the family could either. But nobody else would go freaking check on her!

He was afraid that she had fallen and couldn't get up or something bad like that.

I drive past her house on the way to work. I told him I'd go check on her and let him know. Okay so I pull up and get out of my car and literally face plan in the driveway. It's a gravel driveway and has some pot holes i ATE SHIT. I'm lucky I didn't roll my ankle because I stepped in a hole.

Anyways I get up because I have to go make sure grandma is alive.

I get to the door and I knock, I hear banging like something big fell and at this point I'm a little frightened so I'm yelling "ARE YOU OKAY? I CAME TO MAKE SURE YOURE ALIVE!"

Like why tf did I say that.

And she opens the door..well before she opened the door I hear "sure as shit I'm alive" and opened the door and said "oh lord. You're bleeding!!"

So grandma is alive and well and cleaned the blood off my face and offered me a bandaid because I almost died getting to her to make sure she was okay. I don't really know how I scratched my forehead when I fell but I did. I probably did it when I lifted my hands over my head in an attempt to protect myself and just scratched myself. That sounds like me.

Wow dude. Don't send my ass to check on grandma.

Also, it turns out that her phone was turned off. She was pleased that we wanted to check on her.

I need to start carrying a camera with me to just vlog the embarrassing shit I do everyday. I'd post links for you.