I fell so hard!

So I turned my back for a sec and I heard, "hi mom ". I turn around and my 2 year old son had opened the sliding door and is standing in the freezing cold with only a shirt and diaper on. I'm like "get your butt in here" 🤣 so I run to grab him (I'm also barefoot) and he freaking laughs at me and runs away into the back yard. little punk! now, there is still some ice on the grass melting but I didn't know that, and it's just getting dark out. so this little half naked boy does a complete 180 and hightails it back toward the house. well my pregnant ass can't do that swift move he just pulled but my body doesn't realize it until a nanosecond too late. I slipped on the ice while turning so I did a weird twisty back fall while doing the splits. I'm 31 weeks pregnant! I couldn't fucking move you guys! my son is back in the house and I'm crying out in pain. next thing I know my fiance is pulling me up and got me inside. and now, my body is sooo sore! everything hurts, especially my back, and inner thighs.. but baby is moving ok and even though it hurt then, it's funny now! I can still see my son smirking at me like: