Not bad, cunt monster, or one or the other?

Are your PMS symptoms consistent (you’re either typically fine or you’re just on a rager)

...or are you like me and have some months where they’re not terrible, maybe you get a pimple, you’re not too emotional, your boobs don’t hurt, etc, and then you’ll have some months just fed up with everything, your tits feel like they’re gonna fall off, your face is breaking out, and it’s best to leave you in a dark den with chocolate and wine?

Because I’m having an “angelic” month but sometimes ooooomg even I can admit I’m a bit much. Why can’t every month be this easy?