Can I just be like really TMI and vent?

28 weeks and honestly? Ill be TMI with you guys and keep it real..

I sleep like 4 hours a night between the peeing, the baby kicking me awake, uncomfortable sides (because the left side gets tired after a while) a dog that migrates towards me when he sleeps, a husband that migrates towards me when he sleeps, i have to the readjust myself to be comfortable at which point then I get another jab in the ribs and sometimes I can’t breathe unless I stand up.. also I have to question sometimes when I get up every hour or two to go pee if my water broke because I’m SWEATING that badly. Oh and don’t forget that my breasts have been leaking colostrum since week 16 and it’s progressively getting worse. And before I forget ! Suddenly I’m a frigging fish because I can’t drink enough water at night but during the day It’s like I’m a camel I drink a lot of water but by the night I’m a fish again and need water like it’s my life line.

So there’s the sleeping part.

My nose is in a constant state of blood, dried blood, mucus blood, sneezing blood.

My vagina bladder lungs and ribs are my sons toys.

I get back aches, I get cramps like the ones actually in the vagina not the ones up higher more in your stomach. I have yet to actually get a Braxton hicks even though I’m sure I am I’m just unable to notice.

I’m constantly showering because I’m constantly in need of a shower. I feel like no matter what I do because I sweat so much I always need a shower.

On a cute note:

I caught my husband playing with our son while I was trying to sleep this morning. He kept pushing my tummy and then the baby would kick him back and this went on for like five minutes.. and our son was playing along too which was the awesome part. Which was cute as can be and just made me love my husband more.. I just wish he could have waited till I was ready to be awake because I WAS trying to sleep at the time. 🤦🏻‍♀️ lol oh well it’s a cute story for later!

Luckily I HAVE NOT PEED MYSELF. No matter how many times my son hits my bladder I haven’t done it. Not even a little. So at least I have that going for me. 🤗