“Test again in a week or two” 🎤✍🏼

This post goes out to all of the folks with good intentions suggesting the above phrase....

(Clears throat)

This advice does not work! I promise you everyone who replies to this advice with things like “thanks! I will” and “will do” is lying their hopeful asses off! A week or two!?

Do you tell drowning people to just wait to breathe? Do you tell someone who is starving to just wait and eat in a week or two!? No! It’s insanity! Lol

We can’t do it!

Listen, we appreciate that you took the time to comment at all! But also, I say this with love... shove that advice up your ass... in a week or two. Lmao

We are going to pee ON ALL THE STICKS! we will test again & again! We will invert and brighten and dig tests out of the trash, to quadruple check them! We will become masters of aiming our urine steam or masters of not caring how much pee lands on our hands, but WE WILL keep testing.

Not in a week or two.... hell I guarantee you someone is peeing on half of their right hand while reading this with their left hand!

Lmao 😂 and we make no apology for it!

Yea I know I tested 4 hours ago but my levels could be higher now, and maybe just maybe.... if I don’t breathe too much, and if I hop up and down first to pull all the hormones down....

Wait two weeks my ass! In 2 weeks I’ll have my nursery done! Lmao

Ok I feel better now!