so i haven’t seen my boyfriend in two weeks and i just saw him today and so we were teasing each other and i got super wet and he thrusted in me hard. i froze up because he went straight into my virgin bootyhole

after he pulled out i laid there crying and frozen from being in pain, and i was laughing? BUT THEN... it gets worse. okay so we were having sex again and he was like “i want head” so i pulled back and started giving him head but it’s been awhile and my throat was dry from moaning so guess what i did? i ended up throwing up all over his dick.

so after that everything was ruined and i never wanted to die more than now.

the end