mom groups be like ๐๐๐
my BFF just text this to me, no idea who wrote it but I had to share.
Mom A: โMy house is on fire and my child is inside screaming. What do I do?!โ
Mom B: โTry changing his diet. We cut out everything except kale and itโs done wonders for our kids.โ
Mom C: โEssential oils. Unrelated: I sell them.โ
Mom D: โHeโs fine. Helicopter moms ugh. I didnโt even use a car seat when I was a kid and Iโm fine! ๐โ
Mom E: โHeโs NOT FINE. My friendโs sisterโs 2nd cousin had this happen and it was cancer. Google it!โ
Mom F: โIโm a realtor and Iโd love to help you find a new home!โ
Mom G: โSAVE YOUR CHILD WHY ARE YOU ASKING STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET?!โ
Mom H: โRude ^^ Have you tried separating the child from the fire?
Mom I: "Squirt some breastmilk on your child. Breastmilk cures everything"
Mom J: "Since there's so many ppl commenting here, can you tell me if this preg test is positive?! I'm only 2 days post ovulation but my boobs are sore and I'm nauseous"
Mom K: "I think thereโs more to the story that you arenโt telling us. Please tell us your story from when you were born till now so we can evaluate your life and show you where you went wrongโ
Mom L: โhas he had his fire vaccinations yet? That will herd immunity protect him from the flames.โ
Mom M: โ^^I wish death upon you!^^ How dare you believe in science and expose your child to heavy metals, autism, and ignorance by suggesting fire vaccinations!! Have you not seen Vaxxed?โMom H is my favorite. ๐๐๐
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