What a fucking day 😭😠😠😠😠😬😬

So 30 weeks pregnant with 3 kids in tow. A 2yo,3yo and 6yo, Should have known better than to take them all out. Went to yoghurtland... that was fine! Nobody made a mess!!

Then went to the grocery store to get supplies for school and work lunches for the week.... didnt go too bad except carrying a basket and pushing a double pram is not easy, especially while pregnant. I guess my confidence at how well it was going got the better of me. Made the biggest mistake of going to subway. Put some groceries in the pram's basket underneath. As im walking across the road miss 3 decides to kick the shit out of the basket (and bananas) and the basket breaks and all my groceries fly across the road and im running around picking it up trying to avoid being run over.

My 6yo is complaining that carrying a bag of 2 loaves of bread is "breaking her arms". We get into subway, the young chap asks how my day is... i feel so bad now swearing in front of the kids but i said "to be honest mate its fucked i shouldn't have left the house" and hes like

proceeds to make my sandwich then i get 3 cookies for the kids to shut them up and the girl hands me the bag and i fucking drop it. cookies go flying all ova the floor and she WALKED AWAY and now im like

so i asked for more cookies, got them thank fuck and started walking back to the car carrying about 7 bags of groceries, my bumps hurting, the kids are all screaming and this is an accurate depiction of the weather here atm in australia

and so now im home, my kid rubbed her hair all in my sandwich leaning all over me and i still ate it and im just like