This is embarrassing 😩🤦🏽‍♀️

Last night I used the bathroom. I’m on my period and I felt a Lil funky down there. The tampon hurt to pull out so I made like an “ouch” noise and my bf came and knocked on the door to ask if I was okay. I opened the door and he scrunched up his nose which I understand I left it a bit funky in there ( I couldn’t find the air freshener). And I was kind embarrassed.

So he follows me to the room and closes the door behind him. It’s unusual because we always leave the door open if one of us is in the room. Anyway, he closed the door and I’m like weird. So I give it some time to realize what he’s doing. I walk up to the door of the bathroom and he’s spraying it, but slowly so the spray noise won’t be so loud. Then I hear him pee, then flush and then spray a lLil more. I’m like damn I didn’t think I was that funky, I’m thinking I gotta douse myself in a shower with body wash 😂

He comes out telling me “ I had a super bad fart in there” and he’s holding his belly. I’m like I know what you were doing and I’m sorry if I’m that funky, it’s just my period I’ll take a shower. And he swore up and down that it was his fart.

So this morning, he takes a shower while I’m asleep. He comes in the room butt naked and wakes me up because I missed my alarm. And he points to his penis. It looks a Lil dry and he says it’s really itchy ( we had sex two nights ago). I have a friend who has BV who is a lesbian. He told me I better not get that because he knows who I got it from. I’m like its not that simple...its like a natural thing 🤷🏽‍♀️ and now he thinks we should get tested ( I messed with his trust in the past). I said fucking right let’s get tested. I have nothing to hide. I came into the relationship clean ( got tested before entering the relationship). I didn’t physically cheat on him, that’s another story, but I physically never touched anyone! So I think it’s crazy he thinks I gave him something.

Anyway, just needed to rant... I’m so embarrassed over my funky period and the fact that he thinks I gave him something.