Sex mishaps.

So me and the hubby are going at it and he finishes. So I head to the bathroom to go potty, before I can I start coughing so bad that it makes me start gagging.

So then I throw up in my mouth while sitting on the toilet.

I flush really fast and proceed to vomit cheese grits into the toilet while crying.

Well as I'm squatted over the toilet throwing up, his cum proceeds to fall out and me being pregnant pees on the floor.

All while he is still holding my hair.

I have never felt more gross in my life.

Almost every bodily fluid that could come out of my body did all at once.

The sex was great though. 🤷🏻‍♀️