Some real love shit right here.

My man and I have known eachother off and on for four years. Started dating on. June 4th, 2017. Got engaged December 1st, 2017, and now we are expecting to have a baby on September 18th, 2018. Anywho.

He farts infront of me a lot. Most of the time I hear and they stink of course and he farted and I asked him "Was that a fart?" And he looked semi shy and said "I thought you wouldn't hear" I responded with. "Baby I hear and smell." And I walk to the kitchen to grab food and I come back. He asks "How come you never fart infront of me?" And I say blankly "I do. But they are silent and don't stink. And if they do. I walk off really quick. And blame the cats or dog" and he looked so shocked like I was joking. 😅😂😂😂