I may be petty, but it works for me.

So at midnight last night I get a call from some guy who proceeds to cuss me out, saying he's going to "tongue my grandmothers fartbox" and that I'm a "worthless piece of shit." and "he's going to beat my ass.

That's all fine and dandy if he had done it at any other time than when my son had just fallen asleep.

Mommy is angry. He refused to give me his name so I shut off my phone and decide to call in the morning. Well when I turn my phone on the number texts that hes a long time friend by the name of *Ted* (name has been changed)

So I call Ted on Facebook, Ted says it wasnt him, I call the number and I get a voicemail. The dumbass has his actual name on it. His bad.

All the while I'm recieving nasty messages from him. This guy owes me $500 and I mentioned it to his mother a few days back thinking about going to small claims court.

Here's where the petty comes in. He starts threatening my son.

So of course i document it, and then I proceeded to log onto a few different scumy dating/chat/dirty sites and say he is interested in men and give out his number, gave it to sirius 3xl, and a few insurance agencies.

(Yes I called the cops on him and told them what I did, because I wanted to know if I could get in trouble but they said if anything it would be a misdemeanor so oh well)