what did my man just say?????

Ta

ok so, my bf was over at my house, just to say hi as he was picking up dinner and just stopped in.

i had my hair in 2 braids as id just come home from work and then he whispers in my ear “nice handlebars”.

and i’m like wtf??? and he’s like “you know when we’re going at it and i can hold your hair” and i’m like oh lord get out of my house pls