Hi all. I’m avoiding pregnancy, and because of it, I’m using precautions. We use condoms, I can’t take birth control as it messes up every hormone in my body. We had sex one time my last fertile window, but he didn’t even finish in me with the condom. HOWEVER

I’ve missed my period. This never happens. I was walking around just now and thought I got it (two days late,) but nope. It was discharge. Now I’m even more startled. Because my boobs feel like they’ve been clamped by jumper cables and my stomach feels like it was blown up with a bike pump.

I took a test yesterday and ended up getting a line after the window, it was thin and off centered so I’m 99.9% sure it’s an evap.

I took a test today at about 2:30, negative.

I have another one I’m taking tomorrow morning (pink dye.)

My mom got pregnant on birth control and with condoms 🤷🏼‍♀️ so I’m not sure what’s going on.

Any advice or experience/ questions, please leave in comments !