Squinters Anonymous

I’ll start this off.

Hi. I’m Hollie, and I’m a squinter.

I know the test is negative, but I squint and hold it up to the light anyway.

I know that even though it’s negative, I’ll probably pee on another one, because I have a weird addiction to peeing on sticks. I feel like I’m a scientist searching for answers and that one of these times I might get it right.