Y’all I’m not even 40 weeks yet and I just can’t.

I never had those nice just tightening Braxton Hicks I’ve always had period like cramps and they’ve just gotten almost unbearable this past week!

Then yesterday I start having diarrhea and I’m kinda excited cause I’m like yes lordt I see the light

But nothing really happened other than shitting my brains out and the normal period cramps.

This morning I wake up and my ass hurts so I figure it’s just me being sore from yesterday. But then when I go to wipe I know it’s not normal. I got a damn dime sized hemorrhoid overnight

Now I’m cramping, my butts literally falling out of me and I have this horrible pain in my pelvis and thighs like I’m god damn John Wayne and I’ve been riding for 3 days and 4 nights to some town in Mexico.

And to top it off you can tell I’m every damn ultrasound since 20 weeks that he looks just like dad and nothing like me. I’m just over it and I’m done and I don’t want anymore kids lmao