why are boys clothes tacky & hideous?

I recently found out I'm having a boy (i also have an 18 month girl) and realized boy clothes are so tacky and perverted. I don't want my son wearing sexualized outfits that say things like "pick me up, I dig older chicks" or "all I have to do is cry and I Get a face full of titties". If it's not tacky it's just ugly and old man-ish. Ugh I'm really having a hard time with this whole "having a different gender than the first" thing. I'm scared to have a boy 😶