Ugh TMI TMI a little surprise this morning

My boyfriend and I had unprotected sex, thought I might me preggrers took some tests. Faint Almost/invisible lines more dpo more negiatves—- last night we started fooling around ( used a condom) and he when he was cleaning himself off afterwards he asked me if I got my period becuse my cum was light brown (beginning of AF symptom) I start crying cause I knew she was coming————So I fall asleep with AF cramps hoping that she dosnt come, but just Incase I put in a pad (because AF has a sick way of showing up sometimes.)

CURRENTLY: ( its 5:13 AM and I woke up with the worst stomach ache I’ve ever had. Went straight down stairs and pulled down my pants, I have what looks thicker than my period, really dark blood, and trying to go #2, these aches are so bad and it sounds like there’s a thunderstorm in my tummy that’s how loud my tummy is rumbling, I have chills and I’m exhausted and nauseous. 😩 someone just help me and tell me I got my period and she just hit my hard than usual. And a day early. And that it’s not like a chemica. UPDATE: definitely AF hitting me wicked