Period came, thank GOD

So I can’t be pregnant.. right?

I’m 5 days late, had my usual pms symptoms over a week ago (moodiness, muscle soreness) and have been.. funky.. for a few days to a week. I know something’s up. Tender breasts. I’m bloated like mad. Exhausted 24/7. Have been urinating frequently for a few days. Headache just started now.

And thank god, as of tonight, I’m bleeding. Never been so happy. It’s off though, something is very off. The blood is too thick and slippery. There’s no flow in my underwear, it only comes out when I sit down to pee. No smell to it which is unusual, and I’m not cramping. Had that a week ago. What’s wrong?!