Periods...

Alright girls I’ve pretty much got the 5 day cycle of a period laid out for you.

Day 1- you’re like “alright this isn’t gonna be as bad as last time it’s just 5 days”

Day 2- you still have a positive mind about it but it’s you’re starting to hate your life

Day 3- YOU WANT THIS THING DONE you hate your life

Day 4- you’ve pretty much accepted that you’re going to die on your period. That’s just going to be the way you die.

Day 5- it’s getting lighter so you don’t hate your life as much but then.... it comes again. And back to day 3