Soooo I need some comebacks....

There’s this boy who is always in my business. Last Friday he saw my phone and assumed since I have guys on my snap I’m playing all of them. He doesn’t know me and he thinks I have a boyfriend and he called me hoe. He says he’s joking but he’s not funny. Next time he bothers me with made up stories I wanna just be calm and collected telling what a low life bumb he is. Anyone have any witty remarks or insults for this Snoop. #Keepitclassy