Incapable of Love

My life pretty much goes along the lines of :

1. Meet a guy with a lovely nature and all the time in the world for me,

2. The Guy falls in love with me because he’s weak and I don’t realise I’m leading him on and being everything he wants in a girl

3. Break the guys heart because I can’t commit to anything but my dog and ketchup flavoured Cheetos

4. Repeat numbers 1,2&3