My husband y’all 🤦🏼♀️
Chopped up fresh jalopenos, then came in the room to have sex and fingering me without even realizing it.
I asked him in the middle of sex “is your penis burning?!” And he goes no??? I said “oh okay...maybe it’s some weird pregnancy thing” and a couple minutes later he goes “ohhhhh shit babe... I am so sorry... I cut jalopenos before I came in here”
Why? Just why? It’s been an hour and I just peed and that hurt like a mf.
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