Chopped up fresh jalopenos, then came in the room to have sex and fingering me without even realizing it.

I asked him in the middle of sex “is your penis burning?!” And he goes no??? I said “oh okay...maybe it’s some weird pregnancy thing” and a couple minutes later he goes “ohhhhh shit babe... I am so sorry... I cut jalopenos before I came in here”

Why? Just why? It’s been an hour and I just peed and that hurt like a mf.